The Google Murders – A theoretical murder mystery fantasy
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Here is a little murder mystery to read before you drop off to sleep tonight. The interesting part about this story is that every single name in it is a real name. Every single mysterious, highly suspicious death in this story really happened. Certainly the head of the biggest company in the world is not a murderer, but, as with most books in the mystery section at the bookstore, the reality and the fantasy create some interesting ideation.
To wax on with even further extrapolation in a far too verbose disclaimer; the deaths in this story really happened to the real people in this fictional opinion theoretical story which follows Freedom of the Press, SLAPP, American First Amendment, fictional standards. Whew! What a mouthful, but we have to say all that before you get to read the story because the story is about the richest guys in the world murdering all these other well known people and you just have to say that “it may not be true” so that we cover our asses.
Would Eric Schmidt murder people to protect a 4 trillion dollar mining, internet and politics scheme? You decide.
Ok, so now that the formalities are out of the way… Here is the fictionalized story. You can look all of these names up on the internet. In real life, they were all connected to Google. Both the real world info and the fictional story are amazing reads:
This story was found on typewritten paper in a bundle hidden under the bed of Blogger Andrew Brietbart after he was found murdered in his shower by In-Q-Tel CIA operatives who used a focused electronic beam known as an EMF pulse, from a van outside his house, to remotely simulate a heart attack that was untraceable. In-Q-Tel is funded and promoted by Eric Schmidt, the zillionaire who runs Google. Mr. Schmidt had ordered Brietbart killed because Brietbart was starting to disclose Schmidt’s plan to take over Washington, DC.
Schmidt had copied his idea for a coup from his friends at JP Morgan who had tried it once before when FDR was the President. That coup attempt has come to be known, in the history books, as “The Business Plot”. You can look it up. It is also a great story, but, alas, that tale is now known to be entirely true.
An Amazing number of individuals, connected to Google, suddenly, and unexpectedly, died. Each one was connected to Google or it’s investors. Most could be said to have had “too much information”, or they were reporters, engineers or whistle-blowers who became “a problem”. Some investigators believe that over $2 Trillion dollars of public money was embezzled, kick-back, stock-rigged and re-directed. When the numbers are that large, it is thought that Eric Schmidt and is Silicon Valley Cartel members may take extreme measures like running their own assassination squad.
In fact, Eric Schmidt had TWO assassination squads. One killed people with untraceable shell fish neuron-toxins, gamma rays, electric bursts and cardiac arrest vapors and the other killed people with search engine rigged character
assassinations. Eric sat in Obama’s “boiler room”, on Obama’s first election night, just to make sure that the entire internet was rigged so that only Obama would win. Google programmer Forrest Hayes, who worked on Google search engine rigging, was suddenly found dead. The cover story was that “he was overdosed by a Google hooker on his sex yacht”. Eric had actually had him killed so he wouldn’t turn State’s evidence.
Cheryl Sandberg is the Facebook boss who wrote Lean In. Her husband knew too much about Eric’s little plan so Eric had a guy hit him in the back of the head with an ice pick. The cover story was that “he was the first man in history to be killed by a treadmill”.
Rajeev Motwani taught Google how to Google. Suddenly, in perfect health, he was found floating face-down, dead, in his Silicon Valley swimming pool. Eric had the CIA guys, who incidentally had funded Google, kill him with a hand-held heart revival machine. Those machines save your life if you flat-line but they kill you untraceably if you are alive. Poor Rajeev knew too much for Eric’s Comfort. As a special favor, Eric let Larry Page push the button because Page really hated Rajeev because he kept repeating things to Page when he was teaching him how to build Google.
Gary D. Conley was the CleanTech competitor to, and whistle-blower on, Eric Schmidt. He was suddenly found with a bullet in his head behind Beale Air Force base.
Google associate and Tesla Investments founder Ravi Kumar was also killed by a hooker because paying hookers to kill people was Erics favorite thing.
David Bird was the Wall Street Journal energy reporter who was working on a story that involved Schmidts Cleantech energy connections of some of the suspects. Schmidt had put his buddy: Steven Chu, in as head of the Department of Energy so Chu could give Schmidts investment funds zillions of taxpayer dollars. David Bird was working on a story about who controlled the modern energy industry and cleantech. He went for a walk and was found a long time later, dead, floating in a pond. Eric used a cardiac arrest vapor as he jogged past him in the park.
Mr. Slym, with Tata Motors was involved in a car deal but it competed with Eric’s covert ownership of Tesla Motors. Slym worked for one of the biggest Indian auto-makers. Suddenly he was a stain on the sidewalk, accomplished by his fall from the top of a skyscraper hotel. Elon Musk and Eric Schmidt flipped a quarter to see who got to throw him off the roof.
Doug Bourn, The senior electrical engineer at Tesla (Google’s covert partner), Andrew Ingram of Palo Alto, a top systems electrical engineer at Tesla; and Brian M. Finn the senior manager of interactive electronics, at Tesla, had deep knowledge of financial misdeeds and technical cover-ups at Tesla Motors, which Google co-owns through trust funds and split staff stock buys. They were key parts of the Tesla operation. For some reason, they all got into a private airplane, in perfect health, and then the airplane plowed into the ground, killing all three at once. This murder technique is called “The Boston Brakes”. Eric Schmidt hacked their planes GPS and navigation system and plowed all three of them into the ground in San Carlos, California. They wrote, and helped describe, in Tesla’s own federal patent filings, the fact that Tesla’s batteries would kill you, maim you and/or burn your house down. Tesla did not realize this when they paid the federal patent filing fees. When Tesla, later realized this, Elon Musk was forced to give all of Tesla’s patents away for free. These three senior engineers had deep inside knowledge of the Tesla Motors operations and Google Afghanistan lithium mining scam and could have easily put Schmidt in federal prison.
Kenneth Bellando, who worked at Levy Capital, had seen the financial records of Schmidt’s HSBC money laundering. Eric decapitated him and pushed him, and 47 other investment bankers, who were moving his cash, off of roof tops. He nailed Moritz Erhardt, an Investment Banking Intern, In London for seeing the wrong file. He offed 22-year-old Goldman Sachs Group Inc. investment-banking analyst Sarvshreshth Gupta in San Francisco and got in and out without a side ways look. Schmidt pushed noted investment banker Li Jie his death in Singapore. 32 year-old investment banker Kate Matrosova, was found dead after Eric’s guy’s did the job. Eric had to delegate on that one.
The above individuals had absolute knowledge of this case and some of them were known to have been whistle-blowers in this case.
All of these people (now over 50+ people) were in top health, had lots of money and were not likely to have died when they did. Then they died, suddenly and suspiciously, under bizarre circumstances. They were all connected to the suspects. Over 50 investment bankers connected to the suspects and their Goldman Sach’s finance group are also suddenly dead under bizarre circumstances.
All of these people are dead. You can read about them, and their deaths, in extensive media coverage. There is no question about the facts: They are dead. The deaths are bizarre and mysterious. The timing is very convenient for a certain few. None of them were in poor health. They all had dealings with the suspect pool. They all would have been great witnesses in a federal hearing. The facts are 800 million times against the odds of this being a coincidence.
Over 1000 published reports and articles provide an analysis of certain Silicon Valley billionaires as “Sociopaths”. Both sociopaths and psychopaths are known to be likely to commit murder.
John Doerr, Elon Musk, Richard Blum, Vinod Khosla and Eric Schmidt are…
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